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David Sibley in 1,000,000 words or less
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You have reached the blog of the greatest person on the face of Earth. I invented greatness. Before me, everyone went around sucking at everything.
The reason I am the greatest person on Earth is because I'm the best at everything. You name it, I'm better than everyone at it. The only thing I am not the best at is being the worst at something.
The universe revolves around me. It does not revolve around you. Standing really close to me gives the sensation of the universe revolving around you, but it's still revolving around me.
In keeping with this, every one of my posts is completely correct. If you disagree with my views, you are wrong. I don't have opinions. I have facts. So, listen to everything I say and you should turn out fine.
